ENOUGH WITH THE SORDID POSTS!
i'm letting off this funeral mood once and for all (hopefully)
i've always consider myself a fan of Gothic stuff (dresses especially >W<)
but really funerals are really the absolute last straw i could take.
today(here comes the lame starting) i was walking merrily back home when i
saw several yellow plastic sheets. Very well, lets take a detour and get over it.
To my absolute surprise and disdain, there was another funeral going on and in
a way, ...... (i mean no disrespect) ...nvm its best i don't say it, i'm a bit too young to die.
well and to make matters more ironic in a sense, i was listening to mariah Carey's
'bye bye' at those particular moments.Very ciao he (coincidental) hor.
well anyway had a pretty OK-ay time wasting time at j.p be4 going 4 Mr Fadher's
(btw the spell check told me to change fadher to father, so annoying)
remedial(or really laugh-at-Mr-fadher session) seriously, the library is closed so
i have to be a gen-pi-cong and follow jia hui to jp.
To make matters worst she starts to insult my intelligence by pointing out primary 2
Chinese books(no less) and saying ,''oi read, lets test you" and finally to end things off with a cherry on top, she picks up an English KINDERGARTEN book and then asked, 'eh what's that ah' pointing to the word 'mane'.
well let's say i had the last laugh didn't i?
Of course the best part of chem remedial is obviously tormenting poor mr fadher (hahhahaha)
we are all very evil, you know>? ^^
well either way its his last lesson with us (sort of thank God) and by now, the best one in the comedic sense and genre. Sometimes i swear the only way to teach a class is to lock the
class chairperson up (oh but i like her, she's nice) coz really, her questions are riots. "sir, where's the answers?" when the answers are on the board and with the huge red word 'answers' , its simply a whole comic act (and she's not myopic) and of course this caused him to bang his head on the wall (albeit no one was hurt) Well either way here's one thing i understood, 'without chemistry there will be no biology' stumped aren't you? stop thinking of science in that sense and think of something in a whole different area and circumference. Anyways , mr f (i hate the spell check!) was talking about (wait a sec i'll have to check) ah the precipitation method, and suddenly (pls dun ask me why)
he started talking about husbands and wife. and dragged cheng keng, Wei long , and another guy, said:
m.f- ' pretend wei long and i are husband and wife , but then , Wei long wants ck and i want cheng keng's husband so we have to switch"
this makes absolute no sense to me , so he drags ck away from the poor guy who shall remain nameless as he seems to be the victim of cheng keng's (excuse my English and improper etiquette ) dry humping (oh god i said it!) then obviously Wei long became the second victim, and just before that, ck showed this really obscene face to mr. f. and he said something like ,'calm down i know its your age to do it, but you know , if you need the toilet just ask, i'll immediately give you permission.'
The whole scene doesn't end there but lets just say i was so disgusted i turned my head away from the scene. 'i didn't know you guys are so horny'
oh well its funny in the obscene way, i sure am on my way to closet pervert style the way i'm going.
my tableneighbours' fault (lol love the name tableneighbour) siti from 3e and erra btw.
seriously, i've never thought erra had it in her, she just looks i dunno... innocent.
well i was given a big tight slap across the face( figuratively duh) coz she showed me the stories she wrote and let's just say , its all very cute and all but seriously, i never knew she thinks of gay relationships between her idols (k-pop u noe) . well just when i thought i couldn't get more shocked, i was served a warm helping of siti's mind . Hers were fantastic by the way (she could be a damn great romance writer) but really, my mind was 20% more corrupted then it used to be. Really, the world would really be an interesting world if we all have access to each other's mind of course i won't want anybody poking into mine. I bet more than half the girls have fetishes like those above.
Well either way, the both of them even introduced me to a website to read as they call it k-popsmuts
i haven't plucked up the courage to look at it. YET. the rate i'm going, i'll probably fall into a habit of looking at those sooner or later. my hands really tired now so see ya
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