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coz i need it. Basically, I've been questioning my very existence in this world for quite some time. well, looks like i have a winning answer. I'm there to comfort people (okay people stop laughing if you are) well it's true. Every single time you tell me, '' oh God my results r so bad!!!" i'll always be the first one to say, 'at least not as bad as mine' which is sad but true. ahh wells... either way i've been waiting to blog for a damn long time but just can't find anything to blog about, coz let's face it, what do 15 year olds(or 14s) in the world get to do anything, you basically can't do anything fun like (ah) drinking booze, riding motorbikes or getting high over cigarettes( not that i'll do any of them unless paid, i'm too much of a geek ,sad but true) what you get is a big slice of crap labelled " you-know-you-won't-need-this-but-you-still-have-to-learn" look at math, seriously speaking when the heck are we supposed to use algebra ? physics? you can't even see the stupid damn things, things that you can't see should be labelled 'no existence' coz there's just no point, chemistry, let's all go and make a bomb shall we, and we'll have a field day with the terrorists. well anyways i tot today was tuesday and i was late (at least i thought) for chem so i rushed to the school and what do i see? all these people walking towards the bus stop and me, the only one rushing to school. should have known it was mon, damn it such a waste of time. so i went to the library for chill time, but my plan goes to naught coz the freaking air-con is off. freaking budget school.
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call me a weirdo any day ,and i'll agree with you whole heartedly, i have this weird hobby of looking into other people's windows, and personally speaking, i have a favorite window of mine. It's the one directly in front of me the one's with that epic orange wall. oh yes, i'm watching him right now, it's totally convenient coz whenever i got bored of pretending to be doing work, i'll watch tv right in front.Sometimes he'll even dance along to a rerun of miss universe( yes that dude watches that) and we all know i appreciate that don't i? he's awesome and i've never met that guy before (hah) Right now he's playing sonic the hedgehog( if i ever met him, i'll tell him straight up he should change his tastes coz to be honest ,... they suck.) he lost and right now he's banging the wall like the style of our rather missed mr Fadher. (ah i do miss the entertainment but no thanks for his teaching) oh yes. This one will be a little dirty secret between us won't it? (~w^) oh yes the learning journey which i learned nothing but the fact that Singapore loves leeching the tourists seemingly endless funds (3 dollars for a drink. right.) It's an absolute daylight robbery. oh well the best landmark is the ice cream umbrella. Love that one. Everyone's crowding around that not the actual 'landmarks' but seriously, who wants to look at boring statues when you can eat ice cream. i do. Oh yes, does my face have the words 'please ask me the directions because i have the map of Singapore printed on the back of my palm' coz really of all the people they could ask, they have to ask the clueless moron eating ice-cream with her shitty hair, auntie style bag wear, not to mention the un-glam smudges of ice-cream on the face. right. i think i should scare people more, but then again, they scare me more. (TTwTTIII)
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Yes yes i swear someone should record all her expressions, they are freaking epic.who you ask? ah who else but Mrs Maggie mee. Even her school-wide nickname rhymes. she's freaking awesome! someone please get her on a talkshow, God knows we need a laugh. what can i complain? Mrs lee is all about crap but here's one thing, she has great entertainment value, not kidding there. Either way, talk of her most outrageous shit most definitely must contain this doesn't it? well soon hian's shoe was once again stray and Joanne was kicking it with her foot and was in front of Mrs lee m.l - who's shoe is that? j- soon hian's m.l - sooon hiannn's? then must throw it down (met with constant shaking and laughing red Joanne) throw it down la , throw (omg she's actually encouraging her students to do something illegal ) finally she took the shoe from the floor and (can you believe it) threw it down! seriously she's a teacher for her sake!. Obviously, the whole class congratulated her and broke into applause. ahhs. she actually looks like she enjoys the attention. oh my. oh ya here's another choice expression of hers. No medicine can save you. wu yao ke jiu. direct translation. directly fail English. Been lazing around. might write more about the idiotic monday that is sure to be a disaster like last year's. God knows i don't want to be reminded of last year's its an embarrestment that i'll be sure to take to me grave(if i have a grave that is, looking at my finances, probably not). so ya so looking forward to it, not. Labels: mrs lee teacher throwing shoe down antics attention
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well folks, its all blown out of proportion, the earth just tilted 30 more degrees than when it was born, and frankly, i don't give a damn. What i care about for once in my life, is my results, i can't believe i'm saying it, but that's really the truth for the record breaking first time, i had scored a total of 1 pass. My , that's really fantastic even for my standard which we can all guess, is worse than shit.so to say the truth i had hit rock bottom and had started to dig. wow. what an accomplishment. someone should award me or something. neh. Either way, i have started a bet that whoever gets higher marks will have to treat the one who scored lower, so yeah this time i received my consolation prize. However, to be honest, its not much of a consolation after all its just lemon tea. yes lemon tea, or what do you think it is, a freaking game console to console me? NOPE. we ain't that rich people. Move on move on.
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hate to admit this but, I've realized that i have turned into a shopholic. spent 20 dollars without realizing anything (kneading forehead i'm a miser after all) 20 dollars geez...what the heck happened to it, pretty much remembered it being there and the next hot minute, its gone. RiGHHHhhht please kindly do not misunderstand, i did not spend that on clothes (seriously, 20 dollars don't go that far) coz clothes shopping just makes my head go into a whirl. Believe me i just can't handle it. well anyways, i spent the money that was there on a history book. (okay you don't have to give me the look. you don't have to. just coz i bought a history book, me of all people, you don't need to gimme the look.i see it every damn time i look at the book) Right, i'm going to go in depth of the book, so deep you will fall into a trance. eh no la, well anyways its about the last empress of china. I'm not very sure if its fiction or not, but i do know something, somehow someway, my life is getting plenty of chances to be perverted. coz instead of what i expected to be a book about virtues, blah blah i was served a whopping smash of,... seriously 'oh-my's from yours truly, to cut the long story short, i never thought the china emperor is that sucky in (welll....) ahh the 'bed room arts' as it was uh.... hereby called. ahahahaha .... i really have a perverted mind. don't i?
update >_^!!!
haha well what can i say more perverted things for me to feed on! i'm not kidding bout this one.
lets start with level 1 all the way to level 4
 guys this one's the first time you won't get aroused from something nude, well i'm not blaming you  so you use 'that' on you know, 'that' interesting won't you say. reminds us of a certain pole dance shimmy  so what's a lady boy, care to explain that wise guy on crack who put this very nature sign. i just wanna ask if a person pays for you know , will a person get a cat? coz that's a great deal. ah wells ^^ here ya go http://engrishfunny.com/Labels: closetpervert shophollic dollars money funny signs
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Basically i have to ask you something, do you feel like when its the exams , there's a whole bunch of major things that you need to do (or they'll seemingly explode). However the moment the exams r over, its like suddenly you lost the whole list of things you need to do. well either way, i lost that list so randomly i was reminded of guitar hero(pls dun ask me why) 'i hate myself for loving you' one of the songs (believe me its better than the others i heard especially 'i wanna rock' i don't wanna listen to it, like ever!) so i typed it into YouTube. surprise surprise, Joan Jett was the one who sang it. well it was on live, and though the performance was patchy in the sense that it's clearly low budget. However it was the first i watched a live and did not cringe. Have you ever felt like going," what the heck?! what's up with the voice?" coz, it just sounds totally different without the tuner in the studio. yeah, but i'll like to note that jett sounds exactly like how she did in her older records. that's a lot considering the shit we hear in lives without the tuner. (or worse, lip syncing) She gets in touch with the audience and exudes charisma like no one else. i even went to check on the k-pop's lives, and what can i say? its a total waste of 300 dollars. coz they did exactly what they did in their video, so why don't the fans just go for the mv buying. Come on, if they can afford 300 dollars a pop they can afford a mv. There was no engagement to the audience, no jokes, no Hellos, etc. What can i say, it just seems like a circus where guys just dance and pass the Mic around. the problem with k-pop, is that its too commercial,(ppl who don't understand, check the dictionary) there's no art in the process. The first time i heard 'it's you' i love it, i swear. The second time, i like it, the third time, its okay, fourth time? IT's a gonna, bye. If you haven't realized the trend, fan girls kept switching groups, so its like, 5years down the line, they won't remember the group anymore. The music is not timeless. whenever k-pop is involved, somehow dance will be pulled in as well. Seriously, those who talk about how fantastic their dances are, you should give yourself a good tight kick to the arse (or maybe ask your friend who hate k-pop to do it). coz if you wanna talk dance, BoA is the answer. check it out in 'i'll eat you up' Korean mv (she's Japanese) and you will understand. Now that's what i call dancer, especially the chorus part. so if you still don't understand what i'm saying, i'll summarize it for you, dearest honey : k-pop newcomer groups like 2pm, 2am(yes that's right such a carbon copy exists, my friend) , beast , ft.island, etc(there's so many!!) all they have is a pretty face(made by plastic , no less) to bode their music. geez and don't get me started on the girls,... seriously i feel ashamed of them. Labels: music genres charisma joan BoA
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somewhere along the timeline, I've realized i have mastered the art of boot-licking, of course that's by no means something one should boast of. However, it sure is useful. I had this mega big fine for a book that is (please refrain from laughing) 2 years overdue. well either way, i pestered the librarian to wave it off and there was this part to the process in which the school's system asked. 'what's the reason for waving' then she asked me, 'well what reason' and i told her,' the librarian is very kind " straight off. well its not as funny as what really happened (after all i'm no witty writer)Either way, the amount of money i have saved from slithering out have to be at least 60 dollars ^^ skills are great! oh yeah posting a video that is real damn funny ignore the naruto thing. i couldn't find the original so this will do MAKE SURE YOU WATCH IT , ITS SO FUNNY I PRACTICALLY HAD IT MEMORIZED (or maybe its because i'm a lamer) oh ya RAISE YOUR VOLUMES COZ ITS ON THE SOFT SIDE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rAchjBXM_g
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| I can predict your Past Your Result: Spoiled You have always gotten what you wanted. You come from a rich family, and you're always the one to host a party. You've never had hardships that are more than school drama, and you don't worry about the future yet. Maybe you've gotten into trouble before? | | Drama Queen | | | Loner | | | Joker | | | Normal | | | Good child | | I can predict your Past
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lol i'm spoiled well at least i'm not a good child. ^^ that'll be bad.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. quit acting like someone you aren't.i'm letting off this funeral mood once and for all (hopefully) i've always consider myself a fan of Gothic stuff (dresses especially >W<) but really funerals are really the absolute last straw i could take. today(here comes the lame starting) i was walking merrily back home when i saw several yellow plastic sheets. Very well, lets take a detour and get over it. To my absolute surprise and disdain, there was another funeral going on and in a way, ...... (i mean no disrespect) ...nvm its best i don't say it, i'm a bit too young to die. well and to make matters more ironic in a sense, i was listening to mariah Carey's 'bye bye' at those particular moments.Very ciao he (coincidental) hor. well anyway had a pretty OK-ay time wasting time at j.p be4 going 4 Mr Fadher's (btw the spell check told me to change fadher to father, so annoying) remedial(or really laugh-at-Mr-fadher session) seriously, the library is closed so i have to be a gen-pi-cong and follow jia hui to jp. To make matters worst she starts to insult my intelligence by pointing out primary 2 Chinese books(no less) and saying ,''oi read, lets test you" and finally to end things off with a cherry on top, she picks up an English KINDERGARTEN book and then asked, 'eh what's that ah' pointing to the word 'mane'. well let's say i had the last laugh didn't i? Of course the best part of chem remedial is obviously tormenting poor mr fadher (hahhahaha) we are all very evil, you know>? ^^ well either way its his last lesson with us (sort of thank God) and by now, the best one in the comedic sense and genre. Sometimes i swear the only way to teach a class is to lock the class chairperson up (oh but i like her, she's nice) coz really, her questions are riots. "sir, where's the answers?" when the answers are on the board and with the huge red word 'answers' , its simply a whole comic act (and she's not myopic) and of course this caused him to bang his head on the wall (albeit no one was hurt) Well either way here's one thing i understood, 'without chemistry there will be no biology' stumped aren't you? stop thinking of science in that sense and think of something in a whole different area and circumference. Anyways , mr f (i hate the spell check!) was talking about (wait a sec i'll have to check) ah the precipitation method, and suddenly (pls dun ask me why) he started talking about husbands and wife. and dragged cheng keng, Wei long , and another guy, said: m.f- ' pretend wei long and i are husband and wife , but then , Wei long wants ck and i want cheng keng's husband so we have to switch" this makes absolute no sense to me , so he drags ck away from the poor guy who shall remain nameless as he seems to be the victim of cheng keng's (excuse my English and improper etiquette ) dry humping (oh god i said it!) then obviously Wei long became the second victim, and just before that, ck showed this really obscene face to mr. f. and he said something like ,'calm down i know its your age to do it, but you know , if you need the toilet just ask, i'll immediately give you permission.' The whole scene doesn't end there but lets just say i was so disgusted i turned my head away from the scene. 'i didn't know you guys are so horny' oh well its funny in the obscene way, i sure am on my way to closet pervert style the way i'm going. my tableneighbours' fault (lol love the name tableneighbour) siti from 3e and erra btw. seriously, i've never thought erra had it in her, she just looks i dunno... innocent. well i was given a big tight slap across the face( figuratively duh) coz she showed me the stories she wrote and let's just say , its all very cute and all but seriously, i never knew she thinks of gay relationships between her idols (k-pop u noe) . well just when i thought i couldn't get more shocked, i was served a warm helping of siti's mind . Hers were fantastic by the way (she could be a damn great romance writer) but really, my mind was 20% more corrupted then it used to be. Really, the world would really be an interesting world if we all have access to each other's mind of course i won't want anybody poking into mine. I bet more than half the girls have fetishes like those above.
Well either way, the both of them even introduced me to a website to read as they call it k-popsmuts i haven't plucked up the courage to look at it. YET. the rate i'm going, i'll probably fall into a habit of looking at those sooner or later. my hands really tired now so see ya
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coz i need it. Basically, I've been questioning my very existence in this world for quite some time. well, looks like i have a winning answer. I'm there to comfort people (okay people stop laughing if you are) well it's true. Every single time you tell me, '' oh God my results r so bad!!!" i'll always be the first one to say, 'at least not as bad as mine' which is sad but true. ahh wells... either way i've been waiting to blog for a damn long time but just can't find anything to blog about, coz let's face it, what do 15 year olds(or 14s) in the world get to do anything, you basically can't do anything fun like (ah) drinking booze, riding motorbikes or getting high over cigarettes( not that i'll do any of them unless paid, i'm too much of a geek ,sad but true) what you get is a big slice of crap labelled " you-know-you-won't-need-this-but-you-still-have-to-learn" look at math, seriously speaking when the heck are we supposed to use algebra ? physics? you can't even see the stupid damn things, things that you can't see should be labelled 'no existence' coz there's just no point, chemistry, let's all go and make a bomb shall we, and we'll have a field day with the terrorists. well anyways i tot today was tuesday and i was late (at least i thought) for chem so i rushed to the school and what do i see? all these people walking towards the bus stop and me, the only one rushing to school. should have known it was mon, damn it such a waste of time. so i went to the library for chill time, but my plan goes to naught coz the freaking air-con is off. freaking budget school.
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call me a weirdo any day ,and i'll agree with you whole heartedly, i have this weird hobby of looking into other people's windows, and personally speaking, i have a favorite window of mine. It's the one directly in front of me the one's with that epic orange wall. oh yes, i'm watching him right now, it's totally convenient coz whenever i got bored of pretending to be doing work, i'll watch tv right in front.Sometimes he'll even dance along to a rerun of miss universe( yes that dude watches that) and we all know i appreciate that don't i? he's awesome and i've never met that guy before (hah) Right now he's playing sonic the hedgehog( if i ever met him, i'll tell him straight up he should change his tastes coz to be honest ,... they suck.) he lost and right now he's banging the wall like the style of our rather missed mr Fadher. (ah i do miss the entertainment but no thanks for his teaching) oh yes. This one will be a little dirty secret between us won't it? (~w^) oh yes the learning journey which i learned nothing but the fact that Singapore loves leeching the tourists seemingly endless funds (3 dollars for a drink. right.) It's an absolute daylight robbery. oh well the best landmark is the ice cream umbrella. Love that one. Everyone's crowding around that not the actual 'landmarks' but seriously, who wants to look at boring statues when you can eat ice cream. i do. Oh yes, does my face have the words 'please ask me the directions because i have the map of Singapore printed on the back of my palm' coz really of all the people they could ask, they have to ask the clueless moron eating ice-cream with her shitty hair, auntie style bag wear, not to mention the un-glam smudges of ice-cream on the face. right. i think i should scare people more, but then again, they scare me more. (TTwTTIII)
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Yes yes i swear someone should record all her expressions, they are freaking epic.who you ask? ah who else but Mrs Maggie mee. Even her school-wide nickname rhymes. she's freaking awesome! someone please get her on a talkshow, God knows we need a laugh. what can i complain? Mrs lee is all about crap but here's one thing, she has great entertainment value, not kidding there. Either way, talk of her most outrageous shit most definitely must contain this doesn't it? well soon hian's shoe was once again stray and Joanne was kicking it with her foot and was in front of Mrs lee m.l - who's shoe is that? j- soon hian's m.l - sooon hiannn's? then must throw it down (met with constant shaking and laughing red Joanne) throw it down la , throw (omg she's actually encouraging her students to do something illegal ) finally she took the shoe from the floor and (can you believe it) threw it down! seriously she's a teacher for her sake!. Obviously, the whole class congratulated her and broke into applause. ahhs. she actually looks like she enjoys the attention. oh my. oh ya here's another choice expression of hers. No medicine can save you. wu yao ke jiu. direct translation. directly fail English. Been lazing around. might write more about the idiotic monday that is sure to be a disaster like last year's. God knows i don't want to be reminded of last year's its an embarrestment that i'll be sure to take to me grave(if i have a grave that is, looking at my finances, probably not). so ya so looking forward to it, not. Labels: mrs lee teacher throwing shoe down antics attention
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well folks, its all blown out of proportion, the earth just tilted 30 more degrees than when it was born, and frankly, i don't give a damn. What i care about for once in my life, is my results, i can't believe i'm saying it, but that's really the truth for the record breaking first time, i had scored a total of 1 pass. My , that's really fantastic even for my standard which we can all guess, is worse than shit.so to say the truth i had hit rock bottom and had started to dig. wow. what an accomplishment. someone should award me or something. neh. Either way, i have started a bet that whoever gets higher marks will have to treat the one who scored lower, so yeah this time i received my consolation prize. However, to be honest, its not much of a consolation after all its just lemon tea. yes lemon tea, or what do you think it is, a freaking game console to console me? NOPE. we ain't that rich people. Move on move on.
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hate to admit this but, I've realized that i have turned into a shopholic. spent 20 dollars without realizing anything (kneading forehead i'm a miser after all) 20 dollars geez...what the heck happened to it, pretty much remembered it being there and the next hot minute, its gone. RiGHHHhhht please kindly do not misunderstand, i did not spend that on clothes (seriously, 20 dollars don't go that far) coz clothes shopping just makes my head go into a whirl. Believe me i just can't handle it. well anyways, i spent the money that was there on a history book. (okay you don't have to give me the look. you don't have to. just coz i bought a history book, me of all people, you don't need to gimme the look.i see it every damn time i look at the book) Right, i'm going to go in depth of the book, so deep you will fall into a trance. eh no la, well anyways its about the last empress of china. I'm not very sure if its fiction or not, but i do know something, somehow someway, my life is getting plenty of chances to be perverted. coz instead of what i expected to be a book about virtues, blah blah i was served a whopping smash of,... seriously 'oh-my's from yours truly, to cut the long story short, i never thought the china emperor is that sucky in (welll....) ahh the 'bed room arts' as it was uh.... hereby called. ahahahaha .... i really have a perverted mind. don't i?
update >_^!!!
haha well what can i say more perverted things for me to feed on! i'm not kidding bout this one.
lets start with level 1 all the way to level 4
guys this one's the first time you won't get aroused from something nude, well i'm not blaming you so you use 'that' on you know, 'that' interesting won't you say. reminds us of a certain pole dance shimmy so what's a lady boy, care to explain that wise guy on crack who put this very nature sign. i just wanna ask if a person pays for you know , will a person get a cat? coz that's a great deal. ah wells ^^ here ya go http://engrishfunny.com/Labels: closetpervert shophollic dollars money funny signs
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Basically i have to ask you something, do you feel like when its the exams , there's a whole bunch of major things that you need to do (or they'll seemingly explode). However the moment the exams r over, its like suddenly you lost the whole list of things you need to do. well either way, i lost that list so randomly i was reminded of guitar hero(pls dun ask me why) 'i hate myself for loving you' one of the songs (believe me its better than the others i heard especially 'i wanna rock' i don't wanna listen to it, like ever!) so i typed it into YouTube. surprise surprise, Joan Jett was the one who sang it. well it was on live, and though the performance was patchy in the sense that it's clearly low budget. However it was the first i watched a live and did not cringe. Have you ever felt like going," what the heck?! what's up with the voice?" coz, it just sounds totally different without the tuner in the studio. yeah, but i'll like to note that jett sounds exactly like how she did in her older records. that's a lot considering the shit we hear in lives without the tuner. (or worse, lip syncing) She gets in touch with the audience and exudes charisma like no one else. i even went to check on the k-pop's lives, and what can i say? its a total waste of 300 dollars. coz they did exactly what they did in their video, so why don't the fans just go for the mv buying. Come on, if they can afford 300 dollars a pop they can afford a mv. There was no engagement to the audience, no jokes, no Hellos, etc. What can i say, it just seems like a circus where guys just dance and pass the Mic around. the problem with k-pop, is that its too commercial,(ppl who don't understand, check the dictionary) there's no art in the process. The first time i heard 'it's you' i love it, i swear. The second time, i like it, the third time, its okay, fourth time? IT's a gonna, bye. If you haven't realized the trend, fan girls kept switching groups, so its like, 5years down the line, they won't remember the group anymore. The music is not timeless. whenever k-pop is involved, somehow dance will be pulled in as well. Seriously, those who talk about how fantastic their dances are, you should give yourself a good tight kick to the arse (or maybe ask your friend who hate k-pop to do it). coz if you wanna talk dance, BoA is the answer. check it out in 'i'll eat you up' Korean mv (she's Japanese) and you will understand. Now that's what i call dancer, especially the chorus part. so if you still don't understand what i'm saying, i'll summarize it for you, dearest honey : k-pop newcomer groups like 2pm, 2am(yes that's right such a carbon copy exists, my friend) , beast , ft.island, etc(there's so many!!) all they have is a pretty face(made by plastic , no less) to bode their music. geez and don't get me started on the girls,... seriously i feel ashamed of them. Labels: music genres charisma joan BoA
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somewhere along the timeline, I've realized i have mastered the art of boot-licking, of course that's by no means something one should boast of. However, it sure is useful. I had this mega big fine for a book that is (please refrain from laughing) 2 years overdue. well either way, i pestered the librarian to wave it off and there was this part to the process in which the school's system asked. 'what's the reason for waving' then she asked me, 'well what reason' and i told her,' the librarian is very kind " straight off. well its not as funny as what really happened (after all i'm no witty writer)Either way, the amount of money i have saved from slithering out have to be at least 60 dollars ^^ skills are great! oh yeah posting a video that is real damn funny ignore the naruto thing. i couldn't find the original so this will do MAKE SURE YOU WATCH IT , ITS SO FUNNY I PRACTICALLY HAD IT MEMORIZED (or maybe its because i'm a lamer) oh ya RAISE YOUR VOLUMES COZ ITS ON THE SOFT SIDE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rAchjBXM_g
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| I can predict your Past Your Result: Spoiled You have always gotten what you wanted. You come from a rich family, and you're always the one to host a party. You've never had hardships that are more than school drama, and you don't worry about the future yet. Maybe you've gotten into trouble before? | | Drama Queen | | | Loner | | | Joker | | | Normal | | | Good child | | I can predict your Past
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
lol i'm spoiled well at least i'm not a good child. ^^ that'll be bad.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. quit acting like someone you aren't.i'm letting off this funeral mood once and for all (hopefully) i've always consider myself a fan of Gothic stuff (dresses especially >W<) but really funerals are really the absolute last straw i could take. today(here comes the lame starting) i was walking merrily back home when i saw several yellow plastic sheets. Very well, lets take a detour and get over it. To my absolute surprise and disdain, there was another funeral going on and in a way, ...... (i mean no disrespect) ...nvm its best i don't say it, i'm a bit too young to die. well and to make matters more ironic in a sense, i was listening to mariah Carey's 'bye bye' at those particular moments.Very ciao he (coincidental) hor. well anyway had a pretty OK-ay time wasting time at j.p be4 going 4 Mr Fadher's (btw the spell check told me to change fadher to father, so annoying) remedial(or really laugh-at-Mr-fadher session) seriously, the library is closed so i have to be a gen-pi-cong and follow jia hui to jp. To make matters worst she starts to insult my intelligence by pointing out primary 2 Chinese books(no less) and saying ,''oi read, lets test you" and finally to end things off with a cherry on top, she picks up an English KINDERGARTEN book and then asked, 'eh what's that ah' pointing to the word 'mane'. well let's say i had the last laugh didn't i? Of course the best part of chem remedial is obviously tormenting poor mr fadher (hahhahaha) we are all very evil, you know>? ^^ well either way its his last lesson with us (sort of thank God) and by now, the best one in the comedic sense and genre. Sometimes i swear the only way to teach a class is to lock the class chairperson up (oh but i like her, she's nice) coz really, her questions are riots. "sir, where's the answers?" when the answers are on the board and with the huge red word 'answers' , its simply a whole comic act (and she's not myopic) and of course this caused him to bang his head on the wall (albeit no one was hurt) Well either way here's one thing i understood, 'without chemistry there will be no biology' stumped aren't you? stop thinking of science in that sense and think of something in a whole different area and circumference. Anyways , mr f (i hate the spell check!) was talking about (wait a sec i'll have to check) ah the precipitation method, and suddenly (pls dun ask me why) he started talking about husbands and wife. and dragged cheng keng, Wei long , and another guy, said: m.f- ' pretend wei long and i are husband and wife , but then , Wei long wants ck and i want cheng keng's husband so we have to switch" this makes absolute no sense to me , so he drags ck away from the poor guy who shall remain nameless as he seems to be the victim of cheng keng's (excuse my English and improper etiquette ) dry humping (oh god i said it!) then obviously Wei long became the second victim, and just before that, ck showed this really obscene face to mr. f. and he said something like ,'calm down i know its your age to do it, but you know , if you need the toilet just ask, i'll immediately give you permission.' The whole scene doesn't end there but lets just say i was so disgusted i turned my head away from the scene. 'i didn't know you guys are so horny' oh well its funny in the obscene way, i sure am on my way to closet pervert style the way i'm going. my tableneighbours' fault (lol love the name tableneighbour) siti from 3e and erra btw. seriously, i've never thought erra had it in her, she just looks i dunno... innocent. well i was given a big tight slap across the face( figuratively duh) coz she showed me the stories she wrote and let's just say , its all very cute and all but seriously, i never knew she thinks of gay relationships between her idols (k-pop u noe) . well just when i thought i couldn't get more shocked, i was served a warm helping of siti's mind . Hers were fantastic by the way (she could be a damn great romance writer) but really, my mind was 20% more corrupted then it used to be. Really, the world would really be an interesting world if we all have access to each other's mind of course i won't want anybody poking into mine. I bet more than half the girls have fetishes like those above.
Well either way, the both of them even introduced me to a website to read as they call it k-popsmuts i haven't plucked up the courage to look at it. YET. the rate i'm going, i'll probably fall into a habit of looking at those sooner or later. my hands really tired now so see ya
Labels: k-pop closetpervert
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Fifteen.
Sunny sg.
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running away from the Dreamer.
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