hate to admit this but, I've realized that i have turned into a shopholic. spent 20 dollars without realizing anything (kneading forehead i'm a miser after all) 20 dollars geez...what the heck happened to it, pretty much remembered it being there and the next hot minute, its gone. RiGHHHhhht please kindly do not misunderstand, i did not spend that on clothes (seriously, 20 dollars don't go that far) coz clothes shopping just makes my head go into a whirl. Believe me i just can't handle it. well anyways, i spent the money that was there on a history book. (okay you don't have to give me the look. you don't have to. just coz i bought a history book, me of all people, you don't need to gimme the look.i see it every damn time i look at the book) Right, i'm going to go in depth of the book, so deep you will fall into a trance. eh no la, well anyways its about the last empress of china. I'm not very sure if its fiction or not, but i do know something, somehow someway, my life is getting plenty of chances to be perverted. coz instead of what i expected to be a book about virtues, blah blah i was served a whopping smash of,... seriously 'oh-my's from yours truly, to cut the long story short, i never thought the china emperor is that sucky in (welll....) ahh the 'bed room arts' as it was uh.... hereby called. ahahahaha .... i really have a perverted mind. don't i?

update >_^!!!
haha well what can i say more perverted things for me to feed on! i'm not kidding bout this one.
lets start with level 1 all the way to level 4
guys this one's the first time you won't get aroused from something nude, well i'm not blaming you
so you use 'that' on you know, 'that'
interesting won't you say. reminds us of a certain pole dance shimmy
so what's a lady boy, care to explain that wise guy on crack who put this very nature sign. i just wanna ask if a person pays for you know , will a person get a cat? coz that's a great deal.

ah wells ^^ here ya go http://engrishfunny.com/

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hate to admit this but, I've realized that i have turned into a shopholic. spent 20 dollars without realizing anything (kneading forehead i'm a miser after all) 20 dollars geez...what the heck happened to it, pretty much remembered it being there and the next hot minute, its gone. RiGHHHhhht please kindly do not misunderstand, i did not spend that on clothes (seriously, 20 dollars don't go that far) coz clothes shopping just makes my head go into a whirl. Believe me i just can't handle it. well anyways, i spent the money that was there on a history book. (okay you don't have to give me the look. you don't have to. just coz i bought a history book, me of all people, you don't need to gimme the look.i see it every damn time i look at the book) Right, i'm going to go in depth of the book, so deep you will fall into a trance. eh no la, well anyways its about the last empress of china. I'm not very sure if its fiction or not, but i do know something, somehow someway, my life is getting plenty of chances to be perverted. coz instead of what i expected to be a book about virtues, blah blah i was served a whopping smash of,... seriously 'oh-my's from yours truly, to cut the long story short, i never thought the china emperor is that sucky in (welll....) ahh the 'bed room arts' as it was uh.... hereby called. ahahahaha .... i really have a perverted mind. don't i?

update >_^!!!
haha well what can i say more perverted things for me to feed on! i'm not kidding bout this one.
lets start with level 1 all the way to level 4
guys this one's the first time you won't get aroused from something nude, well i'm not blaming you
so you use 'that' on you know, 'that'
interesting won't you say. reminds us of a certain pole dance shimmy
so what's a lady boy, care to explain that wise guy on crack who put this very nature sign. i just wanna ask if a person pays for you know , will a person get a cat? coz that's a great deal.

ah wells ^^ here ya go http://engrishfunny.com/

Labels: closetpervert shophollic dollars money funny signs